Cut Taxes to Nothing. Billionaires Will Get Generous.
Defund the Police and the Muggings Become a Dialogue.
Legalize All of It. The ER Took a Number.
One Cold Day. The Scientists Apologize.
Pick a Team. The Owner is the Same.
Small Government. Big Bombs.
The Ballot has Two Boxes. I Wanted a Third.
The Kids are Safer Once the Library is Empty.
The Plant Can Inspect Itself. The Chickens Signed Off.
The Press Release has the War Cornered.
The Promises Expired. The Pension Did Not.
The Tent is an Apartment if You Believe in It.
They Argued on Television. The Check Cleared Either Way.
They Found Common Ground. The Ground Was Your Paycheck.
Thoughts and Prayers T-Shirt
Two Podiums. One Teleprompter.
We Printed the Money With Good Intentions
We Studied the Housing Crisis. The Study has a Loft.
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